Total Medals Earned: 457 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,975 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Perform a bribe
Medals Earned: 2/6 (105/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Medals Earned: 7/13 (125/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 10/12 (230/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
Start playing.
Survive a full year.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/115 points)
killing Indians...
They are pretty HIGH up there..... Kinda tall I guess...
Find the clue...
What a clever "War and Peace" joke....
That seems like a lot....
Maybe it was less of a birthmark and more of a stain?
The Unknown Olympic Sport.
shake shake shake
Secret
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty